this is my favourite thing on the internet
You are a little soul carrying around a corpse.
— Epictetus (via c0untessbathory)
THE REVIEWS ARE IN!
What Portland is saying about me…
On my gift of the spoken word:
"I’m going to be honest, I don’t understand what the words you say mean about half the time"
"I know you have your own vocabulary and everything…"
"I can’t tell if it’s a Southern thing or if you just make up words"
My street cred:
"Are you sure you’re white?"
"Oh dang, Carrie’s got some GANGSTA up in her!"
"Are you sure you’re just white? You look pretty Asian to me"
On my acting:
"I’d like to see you do that scene with less clothing on."
"You’re just so cute when you try and act!"
On my caring attitude:
"Will you stop projecting your burning ovaries on me and just go ahead and pop out a baby?"
"I see you having many, many children…”
I Know Girls by Mary Lambert
love her, love this song.
Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.
A+ acting, would cackle again.
I love how he looks genuinely impressed in the last gif.
this is my favorite scene in this entire freaking franchise
Sometimes, Thank You Notes gets personal.
William Shakespeare: King Lear
Reader Submission: Title and Redesign by Bethany Roberts.
What if soy milk is just regular milk…… Introducing himself in spanish?
"Always keep your head, standards, and soft palate high."
-Elizabeth Ann, the best frand
my best friend toooooooo